in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
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- Interviewer: You love canada here because you have a maple tattoo.
- Ed: Yeah, I got that exactly a year ago.
- Interviewer: You are starting the second sleeve here. Promise us and pinky swear to me that you are not gonna go up to your neck.
- Ed: Oh no no no, I wanna wear a suit one day and get married, and i think like yeah, It should kinda end around there. That's why I never got my hands done.
One of the MANY reasons why i love this guy.
I hate being told something is “just a book” or “just a movie” because to me they’re more than that, they are the escape when times get tough and they ultimately make me see the better in life
I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes.
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have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
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Did I do it right?

